Today is a monumental day in the life of one of my dear friends. Congratulations, Mr. Nicolas Porco, on your convocation! Not even three years of life-sucking involvement as a member of SLC could rob you of your B.S.C. Thanks to the Henry's of the world however, you'll be enterring data for the next 15 years to pay for it, but you'll always have those SCUM memories to keep you giggling through the addresses. A Porco-less campus no doubt contributed to the recent decline of U of C in Mcleans... Congratulations, and I'm sorry I missed it. How long did you stop traffic for?